And now, let's forget all about the pussy pool freediving, and let's go back to the real subject: TD 2009
Here we go. For the fifth time since 2005 freedive dahab is hosting the funkier and funkier triple depth. This time we told the various Herberts, Natalias, Saras and Williams to stay home watching telly because we are so tired of seeing them breaking world records and banging their heads on the bottom of blue hole all the time.
We want more beginners, chickens, pussies, nerds, losers and useless freedivers this year!
Therefore Rob the King signed up, but he's still undecided if joining the useless category or the chicken one. It will be a very hard head to head with Marek, who is also representing his gay club together with Silver Guy (alias Roman).
Silver guy, being the master of the uselessness, is the same guy that in the Rab Off competition got stuck with his noodle in between his legs. After that he got sponsored by Vaseline. Now he's rubbing himself with it before every dive, so his noodle is not getting stuck anymore, but who knows what a guy like that can come up with at the next occasion?
Here you see him in a mug shot that I found in the Czech police archives.
Apparently him and Marek got arrested once for having a fight over a hottie outside their gay club. Here's Marek mug shot.
However, also Marek got sponsored, by a big Egyptian company, Masri Shisha Inc., and he's working together with them at the prototype of an underwater shisha for freediving and scuba.
Australian Mike, who has been the chicken icon during "minicomp 2009" escaped from the chicken coop and flew back to Dahab after becoming a TV star for being the first freediver to swim a 120 long underwater cave with his giant flipper. Check it out, and listen to the audio.
http://video.ninemsn.com.au/video.aspx?mkt=en-au&brand=ninemsn&tab=m163&from=39&vid=E7FD6DD0-6975-4132-BD2E-1D596BA5887F&playlist=videoByTag:mk:en-AU:vs:0:tag:AUnews_AU60minutes:ns:MSNVideo_Top_Cat:ps:10:sd:-1:ind:1:ff:8A#::e7fd6dd0-6975-4132-bd2e-1d596ba5887f
French Marc will have his own category: FWS (fucking weird shit). Hopefully nobody will challenge him on that one, since recently he didn't train much fws: in the last month he's been seen hanging out with a giant underwater scooter. His mate Jeremy, who's the captain of Marc's cheerleaders, refers to it as "Marc's masculinity".
here you see Jeremy holding Marc's masculinity, and if you look at his face you can very well guess what he's thinking about.
By the way, this is the same Jeremy who we badly abused last may during his first FDD experience; now he's back, and he's spending all his waking hours in our shop, despite the continuous abuse and the rudeness. At the closing time the slave has to chase him away with the cattle prod we bought for the annoying customers.
Unfortunately some real freedivers heard about the most amazing prizes we have for the winners, and after paying massive bribes managed to infiltrated the competition. Molchanov junior, miss McPhee & miss Strain are some of them.
here you see the two girls practising mouthfill:
and here Alexey looking very cool:
By the way, the bid for Alexey computer bag with his autograph is still on. The winner will also win a coupon for a date with him, so hopefully if will be a girl...
Badges updates: since this is my competition and there's no Maria telling me to fuck off when I ask for more badges, I can have as many as I want.
I'm gonna have (amongst many others):
-piss off badge (my trademark)
-choppy chop badge
-what u want badge
-pussy badge
-chicken badge
-suck it up badge
-I'm single badge (to show only to the hot athletes, together with the choppy chop badge)
-no Mohamed, I don't want to marry you badge
Unfortunately i don't have any gossip yet, everybody is still behaving and the whole atmosphere looks very boring indeed. Shit, why do the sordid athletes only go to Crete to do their dodgy stuff? Hopefully something will happen later on...
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