TD 2010- Static Comp

Static comp is done.
It was a while we didn’t have so many people for the TD static.

Here the results.



We had a couple of nice samba, and a rather big one. Unfortunately it was not in my official zone but in Lotta’s.
It was Anna’s; she was probably going for the uk record, which is Georgina’s I think. She almost got to 6minutes before she started dancing.
Here's coach Wendy supporting her.



However, the good thing about having been on the other lane is that from our vantage point, Hanli (my co-judge) and I had this spectacular view of this dude sucking on what it seemed to be an egg. For over one hour. Turns out it wasn’t an egg but a hard candy thing. However, the view was so disgusting that both Hanli and I couldn’t take our eyes off him. You know when you see something so gross that you have to keep watching, even if it makes you wanting to puke?







Other things worth mentioning (not many): Chris was the hungriest coach ever. He went on chewing on his pancake during the whole performance of poor Viktor.



Our shop bitch Cathy (Jeremoy poor wife) did a very nice performance, and she was first of the women and third overall during her first ever competition. She had a very cute samba and for a few seconds she looked completely confused as to what she was doing there, and probably also as to why she had married Jeremoy.
But soon after she got back to her senses, she found the answer to the first question (never to the second).
Here you can see them after her performance, while he is reminding her the reason why she maried him.



George and Daan are very much into cheese, and of course this is reflecting very negatively on their Freediving. After having spent few snotty days in blue hole sprinkling mucus all over our buoys, today they both came up from their breath hold very early. I think they couldn’t face the idea of staying more than 3 minutes without sticking their tongues into each other mouths.

Here’s some cheese to prove it.



And more cheese.



However, yesterday they had a massive fight.
Daan caught Georgina sunbathing topless in blue hole.
Here’s Georgina nipple as proof.



Daan got very upset. Here’s how he looked for the rest of the day.





Georgina, being a true blond, was very puzzled as to why he was angry.



But obviously they had made peace overnight.

Betrand claims he got a shot of me while I was smiling. It is clearly photoshopped, because everybody knows I never smile. Bertrand, I’ll give you a red card tomorrow for lying about me.



Tonight meeting at 6.30.
As usual, the athletes will ask the most ridiculous questions.
Like, “how many attempts do I have every day?” or “why do I have to pay to participate in the comp?” and “why do I get disqualified if I black out?” and the such.
Luckily Lotta loves answering stupid questions, so I can be in a corner making faces.

Here the starting list for tomorrow.